- Symptom: hallucino-tinis
Treatment: hair of the Andalusian dog
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- Symptom: dance fever
Treatment: Parliament/Funkadelic
till they drop.
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- Symptom: bugeye (not a doctored photo)
Treatment: sunglasses
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- Symptom: impaired motor skills
Treatment: remain horizontal
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- Symptoms: effusiveness, pontification
Treatment: none
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