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recorded legacy of Francis Albert Sinatra is a vast and varied cornucopia of musical
genius -- hundreds and hundreds of songs spanning more than half a century! It's no
wonder, then, that when one Sinatra disc spins to a close, choosing which one to play next
can be daunting! The sheer number of options is so overwhelming it's positively
in the world is a frustrated Frankophile to do? Well, your fretting days are over.
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(patent pending). By utilizing this revolutionary technology, the incredible Frank-ylizer®
can actually analyze your unique tastes and personal needs!
And the result of this breakthrough in the annals of science is nothing less than
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ordinary people who live in your own back yard, just like you!
has become a fact, and from this day forward, the Tomorrow of the Future will never be the
same again! It's now as easy as 1-2-3 -- some studies indicate it may even be easier!
-- to unerringly select the right Sinatra album to accompany each and every one of your
erratic mood-swings! You never know when one will hit you, but now -- finally! --
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of classic Sinatra! And all before you can say, "Ring-a-ding-ding!" From this
moment on, everything you do will be easier and more fun.
"So Easy, Even Frank Jr. Could Do It!"
(Sorry -- only kidding!)
Begin by choosing what kind of joint you want Frank to sing in. Are you in the mood
for clubbin', dancin', or just plain drinkin'?
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it's time for a drink! Just order a cocktail and relax -- let Frank-ylizer®
will do the rest! It's so easy, even Frank Jr. could do it! (Just kidding.)
Our Guarantee of Quality:
The absolutely too-marvelous-for-words Frank-ylizer® selects only the very
best from the official, authentic and complete catalog of Sinatra
recordings. Each recommended album is a certified classic -- essential
listening and 100-percent pure. This stuff is A-No.1, King o' the Hill, Top o'
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best. That's the way he would have wanted it...
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recommend by the infallible Frank-ylizer® missing from your own music
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The state-of-the-art Frank-ylizer® is in no way
associated with or endorsed by Frank Sinatra or his estate -- nor does it seek to imply
any such connection. The exclusive creation and property
of the ultra-non-profit Jeeem's CinePad, it is presented FREE as a public service for the convenience, enjoyment,
and edification of the global population. Its sole purpose is to encourage and enrich
appreciation for the recordings of one of the 20th century's preeminent popular artists:
the irreplaceable Frank Sinatra.